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won`t you come &play with me ?

Created on 2005-11-07 02:26:11 (#8733101), last updated 2006-05-06

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Name:	1337_n1nj4_f0rc
Birthdate:	06-08
Location:	Canada

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embrace how i live;
cause god loves ugly !.

// disgusting

// horrible

// scrubby

// repulsive

AMAZING!

on that subject !

if you don`t type out your words into real english words;

don`t leave me a message.

i`ll get saddened by your stupidity.

kay,thanks !
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The king of kayly's ;
kayly king !
Quick to grip your face and rip out every fucking ring ...
blood drips to the floor blood oozes out the door
knock knock .. BLAM !
kayly king kills you some more.

TwizzlerThyClown ///makes cool banners for me <3

i`m kayly.

i dig halloween
&i dig the beatles.

i like free candy.
which means i really like halloween.
trick or treating rocks.

i don`t like fakers.
they make me want to kill myself.
(don`t spend another minute with me, i`ll strangle your neck.)

i like how some people love me.
cause that makes all this shit worth it.
twizzlerthyclown, you pwn.
nicole jones, you pwn.
cousin jonny, you pwn.
powder, you especially pwn.

team pwn pwn`s.
i pwn.
baking chadley.net a rancid cake pwns.
korn pwns.
insane clown posse pwn`d me ! <3
nicole`s sweater pwns. its warm.
"you look like one of those dancers from one of those hansons videos, you faggot hoe !"

i dig respect.
i really do.
i don`t dig greed.
i dig hippies.
i dig juggalos.
i kick it with ninjas !
i might even fornicate with them sometimes.
lay off the bacon, bitch.

so i hate you !
&you hate me !
you know what ?
it`s all in the family.

once in awhile i like to make fun of rednecks
cause my family is full of them
(ha ha ha)
i like it when people hate me
it gives me another reason to think i`m cool
the less people that like me
the more i appreciate the people that do
cause obviously they`re putting up with alot
or not much,
i can`t decide
if more people like me or hate me.
its pretty close.

danny nickle pwn`s pretty hard.
my drama class pwn`s too.
HAHAHAHA
the "i must be emo" song
PWN`S !
by adam&andrew.
i`m really intense.
i lose concentration really fast.

slit my throat.
it`s romantic !
...but it would be more romantic
if you pulled my eyeballs out
because you knew you were gunna get fat
&you didn`t want me to see it.
cause i`d laugh, &tell you,
i dig fat kids, it`s okay.
&i`d get my eyeballs back cause we`re magical ninjas.

i wish i bled black ! hahaha
i like old school nintendo.
but don`t you dare call me emo.
i just really dig super nintendo.
cause.. <3 guy ! super mario.
SUPER MARIO
so much better than mario3D or some shit.

i can write like 7,000 more characters.
i`m excited.
sometimes i like to smoke cigarettes.
but other times, like today, i want to kill my lungs.
&start to un-suck so much.
i want my own jester.
someone with a silly hat
&a painted face
who`ll always love me
&tell me jokes.
nicole could do it.
she could do stand up comedy.

when we went trick or treating
she made the old people who frowned at us
cause we were "old"
,she made them laugh.
stand up comedian.
MINE ! Back off,bitch.

i dig god.
don`t hurt me.
i don`t dig god in a,
"i go to church, repent for my sins, holy water, exorcism, no sex, no drugs, no alcohol, ten hundred million rules"
sense.
i dig god in a,
"guy, there is something. &i`m gunna call him god. i`m going to shangri-la one day.
&i`m gunna play chess with the world
with my homies."
i`m so fucking ready to die.
but i`d never do that shit to the people on earth
i love some people just too damn much to make them hurt
the way they would if i were to die.

i still have like 5,000.
i dig boys named lindsey who don`t look native.
but are.
!cause they`re romantic.
&i dig romance.
he should give boyfriend lessons to powder sometimes.
but not..
cause that would be weird.
but.. romance is pretty XD
when it`s a special kind of romance !
"lets blow up the world &live on another planet"
thats romance.
<3
ouchouchwhattt !
yesterday i was sad
but today i saw a boy that i missed.
&it made me smile !
omfgz.
i heart seeing people on busses.
i tried to sleep on the bus today.
&some asshole talked to me.

i`ve got to admit,
a little bit better all the time
it`s getting better.
it`s getting better all the time
...since you`ve been mine.

sometimes i want to kick pregnant ladies
in the uterus
just cause they look kickable.
but then i remember how rude that would be
&laugh to myself about how funny it would be.
l[last time i indulged this information to someone, they told me i was sick. i thought it was hilarious. assholes.]

i heart a perfect circle some days.

today i was wearing an icp sweater &i pulled out my icp wallet.
&i felt like a walking billboard &realized how much i sucked.
but then i remembered, this isn`t my sweater.
i didn`t pay one penny to wear it for this time period.
so it`s all good.
i`ll stick with my sexual wallet with malachi`s number on it.

fuck your god
cause mines better !
hahahaha sucker.

i did it all for you ...

stabby rip stab stab
4,387 characters left
i plan to use all 10,000.
assholes.

i`m really nice.

i love after school sessions
where random boys smoke me &friends down.
like boys ?
yes.
hate boys ?
yes.
i`m super sexual.

uhh bitch whhhat !
today i peeled a cat.
..caterpillar.
PILLAR
i want one of those.
two of those,
in front of my house when i`m old.

there`s so many fucking reasons why i don`t need to be here anymore.

i love suicide.
cause it`s so idiotic &i love dumb things.

i mean, i wouldn`t kill myself.
&i`d really hope no one would, cause thats just not cool.
but i mean.. planning your suicide is fun.
&planning mass murders is fun too, but i don`t go around killing bitches.
or hoes.
but i kill the pimps ! ohbitchplease
pimps ain`t got nuttin on me !

get this, the witch has made my chest it`s permanent nightly visiting nest

my mom told me she hoped i wasn`t shizophrenic.
cause i told her some things about myself
&she said i sounded mentally unstable.
i love my mother dearly,
she offered to take me for plastic surgery
cause i didn`t like my nose.
what a fucking bitch.
i love my nose now
just cause i know she hated it too.

i`m fuck you up, bitch ass mother fucker !
i love yelling at ryan chaben about how i`m going to shit kick him
cause he tells me he`ll bash me over the head with a mini bench.

around 3,000 characters left.

yesterday my brother told me that i was wrong.
&being a juggalo is all about having merchandise.
i never felt so betrayed.
i thought my brother was intelligent.
but i guess i was wrong.
hahahhaha.
i love my family <3
even the assholes.

did you see this ?
did you hear about this ?
apparently the next fad is emo homelessness.
let`s all sit around a fire &talk about how sad we are
about how shitty our lives are.
cause we`re all homeless.
i heart trends.
cause they give me something to laugh at &make fun of.

i must be emo.

i`m gunna tell you a story.
when i was in kelowna
i was stressed out &angry cause my uncle sucks
&he was all, "CHANGE WHO YOU ARE
I DON`T LIKE YOU"
so i decided to go on a drug hunt.
not knowing anyone in that city.
i was wicked awesome &went to my greatestjournal &said
"anyone in kelowna know where i can get some bud, gimme a comment"
&hey, someone actually responded.
amazing ?
hell yess.
so we met each other at starbucks &went out to smoke weed.
i heart how randomly awesome i am at meeting people.

when i sneeze, my abs hurt.
ouch =(

everv think your insides are going to vibrate out ?
HEY !'YOU!yeah,... you..
i miss you
hey powder.
answer your phone &answer me on msn.
come back from whereever you went.

you`se a useless mother fucker.
i like it when i feel like punching everyone i see
i feel like shit kicking all of them
for being so fucking stupid.
my leg hurts.
fix it.

i`d rather cut that neck in half
i`d rather choke out that bitch-ass
i`d rather chop and never stop
because you fucked my h0m13.

i`m violent when i`m angry
but i don`t get angry
&when i do, its for like.. 3 seconds, then i get happy again
cause i`m usually with wicked awesome people.
&they make me happy
so my anger dies pretty fast.

137`5 ju57 d13 70g37h3r.
hey,hey,hey
every year theres more of us

i`m going to grow out my dreadlocks
so i can choke people with them,
lawl lawl lawl
cause i do shit like that everyday.

why don`t you come play with me ?
&take me to the other side ?

i have a friend.
her names nicole jones
she wants you to skeet on her face.
i dare you to.
cause i bet she`d punch you.

1057 4m0ng 7h3 70y5 0f y3473rd4y.

i`d like it if you took that thing out of my ass.
ahahahaha.

i like meeee !

i really heart you.
i really really do.
how many souls burn wondering why?

go to hell bitch !
you make me sick.
i hope your new boyfriend gets cancer in his dick
what makes you think i`d put your name on my record ?
there, now i feel alot better.

imagine all the people.

serial killer`s ;
mass murderer`s ;
dead bodies ;
clowns ;
[i]those are 53XY..

you know how we do.

654321

...
you look like i need a drink !
[god loves ugly.]

real killas don`t get caught,;
real ninjette`s don`t die.

yeah, i`m on myspace.
i`m so fucking cool !
http://www.myspace.com/unladylike_

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